By Chris Rylander, Author. A boy discovers his destiny could totally stink in this riotously funny fantasy-adventureRisk-averse Greg Belmont is content with being ordinary. Hes got a friendthats right, just oneat his fancy prep school, and a pretty cool dad (even if he is obsessed with organic soaps that smell like a mix of salted pork and Icelandic bog). The problem is, Greg isnt ordinary . . . hes actually an honest-to-goodness, fantastical Dwarf! He discovers the truth the day his dad brings home a gross new teaone that awakens bizarre abilities in Greg. Then a murderous Bro-Troll kidnaps his dad and Greg is whisked away to the Underground, where Dwarves have lived for centuries right beneath the streets of Chicago.With the help of some awesome new friends and a talking ax, Greg learns all about the history of the Dwarves, which has been marked with tales of epic failure since the dawn of time. However, the return of the magic they once wielded means big changes are afoot, escalating tensions with the Dwarves sworn enemy: the Elves. Brimming with humor and action, Chris Rylanders The Legend of Greg turns dwarf lore on its head, delivering an adventure readers wont be able to resist. For ages 8 and up.